Kiss My Ass

fstw:

cowabungaindeed:

fstw:

This is the only way me and my friend communicate now

why dont you just call then?

It’s 2014 who calls people anymore

fstw:

cowabungaindeed:

fstw:

This is the only way me and my friend communicate now

why dont you just call then?

It’s 2014 who calls people anymore

  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via asian)

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

(Source: howtotrainyourdonger, via hellaclemmo)

"You have to be odd to be number one."
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Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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geekygothgirl:

Thank you, John Oliver, for taking down the “she’s someone’s daughter/sister/mother” thing at the root. I get the intention behind it is not bad, but seriously-my value as a human should not be defined by how my being hurt would affect my father, brother, or male partner. It should be defined by how it would affect ME. I am someone with worth and value independent of the men in my life, as are all women. We are not tangential sub-people who only exist as we are related to me, we are people. Full stop. 

(Source: -teesa-, via tiddiemeat420)

disneyismyescape:

this is the first time my roommate and I met Tiana and Naveen. We were both so excited we started crying and laughing and it was overall very emotional! I may not talk about it a lot, but representation DOES matter! Don’t we look like a great family??

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the-mad-valkyrie:

envythedestroyer:

HULK HOGAN. PLEASE HULK HOGAN MAKE A GARP COSPLAY.

KANYE LIKE GOLDEN BOY? YEEZUS TAKE THE WHEEL

the-mad-valkyrie:

envythedestroyer:

HULK HOGAN. PLEASE HULK HOGAN MAKE A GARP COSPLAY.

KANYE LIKE GOLDEN BOY? YEEZUS TAKE THE WHEEL

(Source: durbikins, via clannyphantom)

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

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ass-butt-fallen-angel:

stiles2014:

i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden

This is one of the most hurtful things friends do

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